MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.

Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?

by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

monkeyhead

-noun muhng-kee-hed

A racial slur referring to a person with dark skin. Synonymous with nigger.

Woa bru, did you just see that monkeyhead. He looked like he was swinging on the vine two weeks ago.

by Jackmearse February 2, 2008