Money cow 

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

Money cow by Cold nose September 15, 2022

africa cow monkey 

a(n) fat/enormous black bitch

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!

africa cow monkey by LlamaJr January 5, 2011

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla' by Saucydon May 15, 2006