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How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

Money cow by Cold nose September 15, 2022

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Cow Money

Cash money that isn’t reported to the IRS for tax purposes.

Thomas Massie used his cow money to try to pay her off.

Cow Money by runur May 12, 2026

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africa cow monkey

a(n) fat/enormous black bitch

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!

africa cow monkey by LlamaJr January 5, 2011

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla' by Saucydon May 15, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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