Money Cuck 

A person who is a cuck but instead of women they cuck you out of any available money which could of been yours and then claiming it for themselves

Man Jerry is a real Money Cuck I was trying to get extra hours but instead he explains that he deserves the money more than me.

Money Cuck by PPman711 January 14, 2020

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

Cuck Monkey by alphawhale January 11, 2026

Monkey Cucker 

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

Monkey Cucker by Gonzilla August 16, 2023

moneycock 

1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.

1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"

moneycock by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008

moneyfucker 

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

moneyfucker by Fastawake February 24, 2012

moneypuck hero 

when buddy only scores in chel 3s off money pucks

jack is down 3-0 and finally scores a +3. buddy’s a moneypuck hero

moneypuck hero by chelterms January 28, 2023

moneycock 

The amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on strippers. If one has lots of cash on-hand, but tips frugally, one still has a small moneycock.

Steve has five hundred bucks in his pocket, but he's only given out three singles. Bill has a very small moneycock. Jimmy has bought five lap dances tonight, and he's still giving strippers money to tip other strippers, he has a huge moneycock.

moneycock by travalee January 27, 2012