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Definitions by alphawhale

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey
Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer
Cuck Monkey by alphawhale January 11, 2026