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Who Names their Monkey Cat 

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.
Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat

Monkey Dog Cat 

A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.
Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?

Monty is a cat 

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Monty is a cat
Monty is a cat by Heybakababes April 19, 2021

monkey catsup 

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.
Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup
monkey catsup by scrammers May 31, 2007

Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School 

bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.
If you go to Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School you are a bitch ass spoiled brat.

MoneyCat 

Part Filipino and Chinese girls who resemble a cat when they smile or laugh.

Whiskers should be drawn on their cheeks immediately after they fall asleep. A black permanent marker should be on hand to draw pads on her hands and feet.
"Hey! That moneycat fell asleep in the corner of my bed! Spray her with water!"

"shes so money and she doesnt even know it"
MoneyCat by voltronicvince October 13, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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