Moneky is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monekys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monekys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope

Monekys are beautiful.

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scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.

i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."

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Money Hoe

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.

Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

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dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.

The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.

dark money by quesondriac January 20, 2014

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Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

Big Money Salvia by supercoodoo June 11, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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