Mondag

Satirical way of saying "On God!". It is used sarcastically and is an often way of saying "Bullcrap" (BS).

Waaiz: Yo bro, I got a 11.9 on the beep test!
Alex: Mondag. Mondag you got an 11.9 on the beep test.

by mr mondag June 17, 2024

diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

cameron monaghan

my sexy ginger, i love this guy so much, plays Ian Gallagher in shameless, and he is so precious, he goes through tough times but he is gay with a guy who is so adorable, but the good thing is that shameless chose to pick 2 fit people for this ship which made me love Gallavich, they are so adorable. He also plays Jerome and Jeremiah in Gotham, he is a psychopath, but he is so adorable and cute while doing it, i cant ever take him serious, its his adorable, fit face. OMG i love this guy so much. Like please stop. Also he is in many other films so go watch. LOVE YOU CAMERON MONAGHAN

CAMERON MONAGHAN IS SO HOT AND ADORABLE AND AN AMAZING DANCER I MAY ADD :)

by im.bored0000 January 22, 2019

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012

monkagiga

Derived from MonkaS on twitch, MonkaGiga is a deep fried image version conveying extreme shock or anxiety, with ones eyes almost popping out of their head.

*jump scare in game*
Twitch chat: MonkaGiga

by GBUncleMurda August 15, 2018

Monday Dreamers

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022