Mandage

A paper towel, usually soaked in rubbing alcohol (to ward off infection) wrapped around a wound with duct or electric tape

"Dude, your leg is split open"

"It's cool, I'll just mandage it

by Lon Murphree December 20, 2008

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

by Jon C. September 17, 2006

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

your manager

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.

Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020

Hloyal Management & Pr

Hloyal Management & Pr

H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R

1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.

I Work like that boy who started Hloyal management & pr.

by William Harris of Hloyal October 17, 2019