Monahan

Dr.Pepper Mixed with Vodka

Mix me up a Monahan.

Monahan by john1838238329932832 October 31, 2011

Monahan

A man who's physical appearance seems to better with age. Usually the "funny-guy" & center of attention in crowds/gatherings, doesn't seem to realize when the jokes have gone too far, and the audience's hysteria has ALREADY turned to annoyance and irritation. Yet the "Monahan" doesn't let that ruin his time. Mostly trust-worthy & for the most part, pleasant to be in company of-- yet a "Monahan's" mood can change quicker than Washington's Weather, and there's no medium. Happy & pleasant, or Angry & just a straight prick. Has compassion for people's feelings, but catch a wave into the storm and you may leave crying or duke-ing it out. Easy to fall in love with because of his humor and his love to cuddle and makes sure you KNOW when he's staring at you, just to soak in your beautiful eyes, But HARDER than a rock to make a split from. A Monahan has been "babied" for most of his life, (and even as a parent and well into his adult hood, gets his way, and anything he wants) causing it very difficult to resolve or compromise with during arguments, since he makes you listen to what he says and when it's your turn it's FUCK OFF I DONT CARE.. LEAVE. Mentality de to being babied, seems to have been cut off from growing at around 8 years old, making it hard for one to get a point across, even if you are taking the blame, and agreeing with what he feels the issue is, just always seems to NEVER get it.

Bro, that Monahan stole my girlfriend with those damn jokes and shit. I wish I was a Monahan and could get whatever I want, for FREE.

Monahan by -Jadie Mae July 13, 2015

Ryan Monahan 

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

Ryan Monahan by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

coleman monahan 

A small albino Nazi with vagina. Into the same girl for 8 years (#sorrynotsorry). #hasamilf

Coleman Monahan is a bitch!

coleman monahan by Coleman Monahan October 29, 2021

JuJu Monahan 

Someone who starts drama and is also a selfish person. A JuJu Monahan thinks the world revolves around them. JuJu meaning drama and Monahan meaning selfish and full of themselves.

Look at that person who thinks their such a good dancer and their not... They are such a Juju Monahan

JuJu Monahan by SavingEarth August 25, 2018

Keelin Monahan 

A grounded girl who is into gingers and brunettes. Blondes don't have a chance with this sexy beast. She never plays hard-to-get, she tells it how it is. She probably doesn't want to have sex with you, so stop trying.

Hey dude, I saw Keelin Monahan refused to buy condoms for you again, Gavin.

Keelin Monahan by nogavin December 21, 2019

Timothy Monahan

Also known as a bundle of sticks, or a large assortment of wooden items

Can you grab that Timothy Monahan for me please

Timothy Monahan by fifty five October 24, 2023