Monacelli

A derrogatory term for homosexuals. See cock, fag, or douchebag.

You're such a Monacelli.

Monacelli by Roflsausage September 6, 2006

sophie monacelli 

A Sophie Monacelli is a very intelligent girl. They are gifted with numbers and tend to do well in any type of math. They are strikingly beautiful, sexy, extremely gorgeous, and very thicc. They are very kind and have a way with words that will lift any spirit. A Sophie Monacelli is someone you will never want to lose, a type of person you want to always be around. If you ever find a Sophie Monacelli never let her go, they are the goofiest, funniest, most loving type of people you'll ever find and will bring you happiness for as long as you know them.

ian:"I found myself a Sophie Monacelli."

sophie monacelli by IwrekdatSoapPu$$69 July 10, 2017

Mongelli Juice 

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

Mongelli Juice by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

Monsellite 

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite

"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"

Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004

the montpellier standard 

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"

The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard

the montpellier standard by icanhaz March 31, 2010

Macellis 

1. Kiwi armsman well known for zerging and getting pwned by irritable mods.

See also: Pony Knight

Macellis by Pfft November 18, 2003

Montrellis 

Montrellis means- Caring, loving, handsome,funny, enthusiastic, and universal.

Synonyms: Handsome, loving, and enthusiastic

A smart, loving, handsome, and funny boy.
Montrellis also means greatness smartness and a Universal name and a caring soul.

Montrellis who helps anyone in need.

Montrellis by Marco jo December 20, 2016