Mumpire 

A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.

I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.

Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.

Mumpire by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017

mumphrey

The imprint you get on your skin from tight clothes or a pillow.

Dammit, I woke up from my nap with a mumphrey on my face again!

mumphrey by lbarkley September 26, 2010

mampire 

A genetic mutation that allows one species to live off of the milk of another.

Humans are considered mampires because they ingest milk derived from other species of animals other than humans.

mampire by Tiny Doc NYC March 1, 2016

Mampire 

Someone who is the milk equivalent of a vampire, where a vampire wants human blood this beast wants human milk. The sight of large breasts and cleavage can be enough to bring the milklust out of a mampire. Mam as in Mammary as in breast tissues, so since vampires wants blood the correct word for an individual with an equally strong thirst for milk will be knwon as Mampire.

Paul: Hey why did your face turn red and your pupils dilated just now?
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now

Mampire by wardaddies June 21, 2022

mumpies 

the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.

The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

mumpies by poobro69 March 5, 2011

Mompire 

Fans of the Twilight series who are moms in their 30's & 40's; soccer moms with a vampire crush

Did you see those mompires pull up in the minivan for the midnight showing of New Moon?

Mompire by sissnyder March 4, 2012

Mampire 

Sumbody that bleeds there mam dry

Mampire: sum1 that always asks there mam for money taking her last like a vampire would bleed a human dry instead of vampire mampire

Mampire by Mampire October 4, 2019