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Momby by Genius Wizard. January 1, 2014
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moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.
If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.
mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006
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Froggy Mommy by Soon2bee April 21, 2023
Mommy kink
Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.
Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?
Mommy kink by Melodramatic909 September 20, 2017
Dommy Mommy
A gentle dominant woman. A woman who will just hold you until kingdom come. A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you shiver. A woman that will love you for who you are while staying having that wonderful quality of dominance that subby males crave. A woman that will let you use her tits as a pillow. A woman that will wrap you in your thighs or sit in your face and make you feel loved and wanted. A perfect woman.
Dommy Mommy by Apush hater 123 October 28, 2021
Mombitch
A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.
Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019