Mom hips

A woman or girl with wide hips and a thick ass.

“Damn that girl got some mom hips she thiccc af”

by Seejay dubs July 15, 2018

mom hips

Having hips that stick out and make your body look uneven, kind of like your typical soccer mom, unlike regular nice hips, these in particular are weird looking and unattractive.

"Damn did you see Hannah in those jeans?" "Ugh yeah she got some mom hips like a soccer mom."

by Sovietmobile February 28, 2017

Soccer Mom Hips

Soccer Mom Hips-
Hips that are very wide but still look amazing, mostly referred to thick white girls.

Guy #1 "Damn! That white bitch has some soccer mom hips!"
Guy #2 "Oh damn, you're right man. Look at that ass too!"

by DarkRose1120 November 8, 2016

hipster mom

Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.

Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.

by Mrkl June 26, 2016

hipster mom

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016