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The relationship between a gay porn star and a female fan, where the female becomes a second mother giving guidance, promotion, support and a safety net. This role is chosen by the porn star and is someone who is his biggest fan and supporter.

Coined by Jack Jaxson, director and owner of Cockyboys.
When Brendon talks to his porn mom they talk about scenes, boyfriends and everything else his mom doesn't want to know.
Porn Mom by Pom_Pom April 29, 2014
a adult entertainer you have a inappropriate mother/son relationship with.
My porn mom said your not good enough for me...after she gave me a BJ.
Porn Mom by joeymumbles May 1, 2011

mom i watching porn 

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn
mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN
mom i watching porn by fRape January 19, 2021

Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

jorny porny his mom 

She is some hoe hoe hoe. she even works on the hoe hoe hoe school were she teaches little children to fuck, hmmmm indeed. it is the mom of jorntporny the most awful kid on earth and outside earth.
did you go to jorny porny his mom's school
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026