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Mollesturbation 

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.
My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.
Molkism is a not so well known religion, based on extreame affection for Brian Molko, lead singer of Placebo. (Thereby the name.)
Worship and praise of 'the prettyest' is common with the followers. Wide term, mostly used on hard core Placebo fanatics, who often havn't heard the term themselves.
Copyrighted me, spread fast, and useful when dealing with Placebofans.
There are fans, fanatics, and Molkists.

"Now said fifty 'Hail Brians' and drink five Bloody Marys and you're forgiven'.
(Okey, that one was ment as a joke, but you get the picture.)
I mentioned a Placebo song to Tina the other day. Bad move. She went on and on about the singer for two bloody hours! I never knew she was a Molkist!
Molkist by Timo Wilder September 10, 2008

Mollissa 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's usually short-ish, with long, wavy brown hair and gorgeous hazel eyes. Whatever you do, don't get her mad. There is NOTHING scarier than an angry Mollissa. As long as you stay on her good side, she's the best friend you could ever have.

She knows practically everyone, but has a circle of best friends. If you're in that circle, you're lucky. Don't lose it.
Girl 1: You know Mollissa?
Girl 2: Who, the really nice brunette?
Girl 1: Yeah, that one.

Girl 2: Ah. She's cool!
Mollissa by Wolfdancer October 15, 2011

mollister 

The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!
Ohh Myy Gahhh!!! Look at mollister. She's soo like totally cool!
mollister by BK's_Shortie January 16, 2008
Mollis, Found in GTA4 as Part of a spam Email
Also used as spam in World of Warcraft as usefull as using Goat Trade in the middle of a sentence
Kuro: Hey Whats times the Raid tonight?
Krasek : MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS
Mollis by Kurotshuchi May 26, 2008

Jayda the mollester 

Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama

Ultra lesbian

In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama

Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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