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Molkism is a not so well known religion, based on extreame affection for Brian Molko, lead singer of Placebo. (Thereby the name.)
Worship and praise of 'the prettyest' is common with the followers. Wide term, mostly used on hard core Placebo fanatics, who often havn't heard the term themselves.
Copyrighted me, spread fast, and useful when dealing with Placebofans.
There are fans, fanatics, and Molkists.

"Now said fifty 'Hail Brians' and drink five Bloody Marys and you're forgiven'.
(Okey, that one was ment as a joke, but you get the picture.)
I mentioned a Placebo song to Tina the other day. Bad move. She went on and on about the singer for two bloody hours! I never knew she was a Molkist!
Molkist by Timo Wilder September 10, 2008
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A person who is strongly against breast milk.
Dustun is Milkist.
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mollister 

The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!
Ohh Myy Gahhh!!! Look at mollister. She's soo like totally cool!
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A person who insults you for something you cant help eg disability, adoption etc
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Why are you making fun of my disability you mollist!
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Someone one who doesn’t like a certain type of Milk
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Molkostache

Brian Molko’s infamous moustache, a combination of Molko and moustache.
“Oh my god, did you see that Brian Molko shaved off his Molkostache today?”

“Thank god! I almost thought I was going to have to change your taste in men.”
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