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Mollified- Adjective- A piece of schoolwork that is a hell of a lot longer than necessary.
Ben: Man, i totally molled that paper. It only had to be 2 pages but i wrote 4!

Taylor: Damn, that was paper has really been mollified.
Mollified by Not A Daywalker September 11, 2009
What happens when Molly enters your life, makes it better, then leaves again.
I met her at Starbucks and She mollified me! My life is awesome now, but I miss her alot! I haven't seen her in forever!!

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Morified 

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.
As a reactor you have now been Morified!
Morified by jtate64 March 25, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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