mollified

Pacified, calmed.

The anger was soon mollified.

mollified by Larstait November 14, 2003

Mollified

Mollified- Adjective- A piece of schoolwork that is a hell of a lot longer than necessary.

Ben: Man, i totally molled that paper. It only had to be 2 pages but i wrote 4!

Taylor: Damn, that was paper has really been mollified.

Mollified by Not A Daywalker September 11, 2009

Mollified

What happens when Molly enters your life, makes it better, then leaves again.

I met her at Starbucks and She mollified me! My life is awesome now, but I miss her alot! I haven't seen her in forever!!

Mollified by PurpleSunshineForever March 17, 2010

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Mortified 

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Morified 

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.

As a reactor you have now been Morified!

Morified by jtate64 March 25, 2021