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Mollyfied 

1. The state of being blank eyed with a smile permanently plastered on one's face after having had too much MDMA, too many times in one's life. From the verb "mollify" which means to appease the anger or anxiety of something/someone or reduce the severity of something.

2. Under the influence of MDMA. (less common usage)
Tom: Gus, this is Molly. Molly, meet Gus.
Molly: -stares off into space-
Gus: So this is your Molly dealer? What's wrong with her?
Tom: She's just Mollyfied. She'll snap out of it.
Mollyfied by Surgent April 19, 2014
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Mommyfied 

When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.
"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"
Mommyfied by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010
Word of the Day on May 14, 2017
To be beaten or destroyed in a competition by a lot of points e.g. 21-7, is to be 'mollied'. Mostly used when an opponent loses a competition without achieving double digits - generally table-tennis. Originated in Ireland among college ping-pong competitions.
Future tense: 'I'll molly you'; 'you'll get mollied'.
Winner: Yes! 21-9. You just got mollied dude!
Loser: Damnit! Just one more point and I could've lost with a bit of dignity...

It's bad enough to lose a game, competition, election etc., but to be 'mollied' is just plain embarrassing!!!
mollied by whiteymcfitey January 3, 2009
Pacified, calmed.
The anger was soon mollified.
mollified by Larstait November 14, 2003

mellified man moment 

When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey
Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”

MollyDied 

Leo's (Timelessirius) total fanboy.

Prob the worst sfer ever to exist. Prob a trap as well.
Molly: Leo teach me how to get good!
Leo: Change this gay name MollyDied to Leoslave and we talk about it.
Molly: Ok master.
To display the most beautiful smile in the world; to give a smile so exquisite that it is like being on molly when you see the smile.
When she mollied, it was as if the world opened up and created absolute ecstasy.
Mollied by Droitduseigneiur October 26, 2017