Moistet

A hot girl between the ages of 14-16 in training. To young to be classified as a moisty, however they posses many similar characteristics.

I spotted a moistet the other day while shopping at abercrombie kids.

by catmeetsdog August 16, 2010

moisteaddison

the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

by lilly 247 October 12, 2021

moisteras

A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.

"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".

by B Wabo April 29, 2008

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013

Moisten

Wet slightly

Let's moisten the hummus!

by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015