Moby The Dick 

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.

Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick

Moby The Dick by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022

The Moby dick 

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

I'm gonna give you the moby dick

The Moby dick by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017

The Moby Dick 

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

The Moby Dick by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

The Moby Dick 

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.

I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.

The Moby Dick by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020

the moby dick 

a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.

person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"

person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "

the moby dick by Gjfkdoejghsjs February 4, 2021

The Moby Dick 

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

The Moby Dick by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

A kick in the Moby Dick

A literary kick to the dick

By God that felt like a kick in the Moby Dick

A kick in the Moby Dick by Mollyknowsbest May 24, 2026