3 definitions by Shorty Jagermanjensen
You find a latino prostitute, so you will not have any issues with her calling you Daddy Warbucks. Make sure to have a red curly wig well hidden and a roll of dollar bills. You begin doing her doggystyle and put the wig on her head. You then finish in her mouth while she sings the song "Tomorrow" from the movie. You conclude by making it rain dollar bills on her.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020
You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 18, 2020
You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 16, 2020