A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

Mitter by The Swolestar February 20, 2023

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Anko Mitarashi

An attractive, tomboyish, purple-haired kunoichi from the Naruto series. She wears a mesh jumpsuit, a short skirt, and a long jacket. She was once the apprentice of the evil Orochimaru, but she left him after she found out he was using her. She can summon snakes. Her favorite food is dango. Some have compared her personality to be much like Naruto's, except a bit smarter.

"Anko Mitarashi is the best character ever!" said the Anko fankid.

Anko Mitarashi by Lapras-92 May 1, 2008

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