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Mitch’d 

Turning up to an event even though you are not invited
Mitch asked if he could come tonight, I said no, he said see you there’
‘Ah mate you’ve been mitch’d’
Mitch’d by Mouseybrown20 May 20, 2020
Words you can keep
To eat twice as much as another person in the same amount of time.
Dude, I ate 20 wings before you ate 10. You totally got Mitch'd.
mitch'd by Mitchell Friedman December 1, 2006
When a minor character gets lots of screentime in an episode and dies in the same episode.
Gerald: Did you see the new Broken Toys screenshots
Ethan: Yep. Willy's gonna get Mitch'd.
Mitch'd by buy me free games January 9, 2019
A situation where mitch / idrawline accumulates a position in a coin and sells a huge quantity at once to cause a hefty price correction in the markets.
Did you see the chart for niggabutt on photon?

It got mitch'd
mitch'd by mitchdev June 19, 2024
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
D-Mitch by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch Daniels 

A tiny little man that fits inside most shirt pockets.

Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.
Citizen: Mr. Daniels, how do you propose we pay for (INSERT ANYTHING)?

Mitch Daniels: PRIVATIZE IT!
Mitch Daniels by Shackle O'Deal June 21, 2011

National Fuck Mitch Day 

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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