Misteza 

The most incredibly sexy and beautiful women in the world that come from the Philippines. The're the result of Philippine people mixing with white/black people to create an adorable race of super vixens!

OMFG! I thought filipina's were nice but... DAMN! Check out those Misteza's!!! I think i'm in love!

Misteza by Deejay the Great January 13, 2009

misteak 

A poorly prepared steak, cooked at the incorrect temperature or badly seasoned

A steak cooked well-done in actuality is a big misteak, while a steak cooked medium rare is rarely a misteak.

However, dropping a steak on the ground prior to (or after) placing it on the grill is also a misteak.

misteak by dat baby September 30, 2009

mistefan

an amazing person that can pull all the bitches with ease, but chooses not to, for your sake.
also has a schlong the size of a planet

god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!

girl1:wow , is that mistefan?
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm

mistefan by doomgag3900 January 27, 2023

Mistear 

It means "To Miss" in extreme Spanglish.

"Paraste la película para que no te mistearas nada"
miss perder extrañar

Mistear by El Tapatio April 2, 2017

Misteax 

real leader, winner

Hey, mate, misteax here

Misteax by bojo ccr August 23, 2022

Misteak 

When a restaurant delivers the wrong steak to a patron.

Waitress: here is your ribeye sir!
Customer: um, I ordered a ny strip. there was a misteak

Misteak by Ass-Hat January 19, 2025

Misteak 

An erroneously cooked steak

Waiter, I ordered this ribeye medium rare, but it ‘s well done! Big misteak!

Misteak by Picante Monty May 30, 2025