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Misteza

The most incredibly sexy and beautiful women in the world that come from the Philippines. The're the result of Philippine people mixing with white/black people to create an adorable race of super vixens!
OMFG! I thought filipina's were nice but... DAMN! Check out those Misteza's!!! I think i'm in love!
by Deejay the Great January 13, 2009
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misteak

A poorly prepared steak, cooked at the incorrect temperature or badly seasoned
A steak cooked well-done in actuality is a big misteak, while a steak cooked medium rare is rarely a misteak.

However, dropping a steak on the ground prior to (or after) placing it on the grill is also a misteak.
by dat baby September 30, 2009
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mistefan

an amazing person that can pull all the bitches with ease, but chooses not to, for your sake.
also has a schlong the size of a planet

god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!
girl1:wow , is that mistefan?
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm
by doomgag3900 January 27, 2023
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Mistear

It means "To Miss" in extreme Spanglish.
"Paraste la película para que no te mistearas nada"
miss perder extrañar
by El Tapatio April 2, 2017
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Misteax

Hey, mate, misteax here
by bojo ccr August 23, 2022
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Misteak

When a restaurant delivers the wrong steak to a patron.
Waitress: here is your ribeye sir!
Customer: um, I ordered a ny strip. there was a misteak
by Ass-Hat January 19, 2025
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Misteak

An erroneously cooked steak
Waiter, I ordered this ribeye medium rare, but it ‘s well done! Big misteak!
by Picante Monty May 30, 2025
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