mistefan

an amazing person that can pull all the bitches with ease, but chooses not to, for your sake.
also has a schlong the size of a planet

god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!

girl1:wow , is that mistefan?
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm