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Mistar D 

•Mistar (Mister + Star)

•D: Capital D for that big D
Owned and named by the ever so concupiscent Beth who is so naughty, luscious, and sexually attractive and D can't get enough of her
Beth begged Mistar D to slam it into her tight young Varage and park it there all night long. Mistar D did just that and she gave Mistar D the full service hand wax and spit shined before he placed it in Beth's little Varage.
Mistar D by Mr Thick Dick February 10, 2022
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Mister Dong 

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

Mister Derp 

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.
Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.
Mister Derp by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011

MISTER DELICIOUS

A rather large male who never turns down a bite to eat, daydreams of food, and actually calls his friends to discuss every possibility of any of that day's meals.
Im not answering this phone call so that Mister Delicious can tell me about all the ways he will make love to a beef sandwich using an insane amount of my anytime minutes
MISTER DELICIOUS by Big Business February 10, 2007

Mister Double 

The name for someone who takes everything twice as serious as it should be. He would overthink twice as much, be twice as snooty as usual and twice as ugly as everyone else
1 Mister double over there looks silly
2 Ikr, why’s he overdoing everything
1 Such a pick me

Mistah Drop yo slide 

A black Man, who'll occasionally drops a trombone slide
*clanging noise*
What was that noise?
That was mistah drop yo slide

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