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Missue

When a guy has mom issues
by Lloyd McCarthy February 26, 2009
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missue

an issue or problem that a man expresses, usually to his girlfriend
He's got a missue about me going out with the girls tonight.
by Littles January 14, 2007
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Missue

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens
Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 6, 2018
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.
John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!
by Chocoboi March 22, 2020
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Doh I missed

Exclamation of missing or great failure. Said by Wario in Mario party one.
When Wario lands on he bowser space he says Doh I missed

An F in math ?! DOH I MISSED!!!

Just at the bottom of the net doh I missed
by Doh I missed June 29, 2011
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I missed the part where that's my problem

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015
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