Definitions by SomeBoyNamedSue

Cupertino 

When you don't think differently - you Think different.

Person A: "Dude, I ate an Apple today!

Person B: "Wow dude, you're gonna Think different in a Cupertino state of consciousness for the rest of the day!

Cupertino by SomeBoyNamedSue July 22, 2019

Missue 

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens

Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.

Missue by SomeBoyNamedSue December 6, 2018

dorky dad 

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.

Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."

dorky dad by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017