Cupertino

Person A: "Dude, I ate an Apple today!

Person B: "Wow dude, you're gonna Think different in a Cupertino state of consciousness for the rest of the day!
by SomeBoyNamedSue July 22, 2019
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Missue

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens
Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 06, 2018
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dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.
Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017
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