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Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

miss cleo 

A person who says they can tell the future for only $4.99/min, but is really just a thief.
Where was Ms. Cleo on September 10, 2001??
miss cleo by Netmaster5k March 29, 2004

Freudian miss-click 

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

miss congeniality 

A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.
Everyone loves Sandi, just call her miss congeniality..
miss congeniality by HBissy April 18, 2006

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night
OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

miss clark 

miss clark shouted at with homework what a yelling cow
miss clark by lukkkiee December 14, 2018