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Miss Carriage
Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
Related Words
Miss Circle • miss chong • Miss Clark • miss cleo • miss congeniality • Miss Carriage • Miss C • miss cain • miss call • miss cameron
miss cleo
miss cleo by Netmaster5k March 29, 2004
Freudian miss-click
Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.
Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
Freudian miss-click by Gideous July 5, 2009
miss congeniality
A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.
miss congeniality by HBissy April 18, 2006
Little Miss CuntCakes
OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog
Little Miss CuntCakes by Dick Chute June 20, 2007
miss clark
miss clark by lukkkiee December 14, 2018
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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