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Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
Mentally Midtable by shane_r February 27, 2009

midtable heaven 

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.
James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
midtable heaven by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018
"It's called minable rooms" william
minable by _AirConditioning April 21, 2023

muntable 

When someone is muntable, they are seen as someone who is easy to munt or munt with. Associate with attractive people who would be good to munt, an ugly person usually would not be good to munt, muntable can be used for dead people or alive people, who would later be good to munt after their eventual death. Muntable is an adjective for munting
Yo dude Sharon looks so muntable! I can wait till they bury her!
muntable by mongolian_jelqer May 24, 2024

muntable 

To be, or when someone is muntable, is someone who would be perceived to be good to munt or munt with, it is an adjective for munt and can be used for someone who is dead, or alive, the alive person is presumed to be dead soon. Muntable is also associated with someone attractive to munt or munt with, an unattractive person would usually not be good to munt or munt with.
Dude, Sharon looks so muntable, I can't wait till they bury her!
muntable by mongolian_jelqer May 24, 2024