Definitions by shane_r

Peking Tortoise 

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

Peking Tortoise by shane_r April 10, 2009

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

Mentally Midtable by shane_r February 27, 2009

Meeting Ass 

When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.

Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!

Meeting Ass by shane_r February 26, 2009

Stunk 

A combination of stoned and drunk popularised by those drug-takers that use alcohol to level off their buzz.

Man, I was totally stunk last night!

Stunk by shane_r February 26, 2009

Blend 

A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.

Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.

'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'

Blend by shane_r February 13, 2009