When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.
Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!
Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.
When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.
Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!
Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.
Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.
'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'
A combination of stoned
popularised by those drug-takers that use alcohol to level off their buzz.
Man, I was totally stunk last night!