When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his MinnesotaMustache for two days in a row.
When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.