Mini Pizza

A food that freaking sad pathetic alone people eat while watching Seinfeld

"I guess I'll just stay home and eat a mini pizza because nobody wants to hangout with me."

Mini Pizza by UltimateDaddy11 January 24, 2020

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Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.

Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.

Mini-pizza by A non-fortnite fan. January 8, 2020

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mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.

"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

mini cheese pizza by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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