A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
by stghm October 7, 2008
Get the Mini Coopers mug.Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
by jckoopas May 14, 2005
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A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021
Get the Mini Cooper mug.The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008
Get the Mini Cooper mug.this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.
When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.
by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009
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if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived
if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived
by retarded retard the 3rd June 6, 2018
Get the Mini Cooper mug.- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
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- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...
by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019
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