Mini Coopers

A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.

1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.

2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.

Mini Coopers by stghm October 7, 2008

mini cooper S 

Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.

"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor

mini cooper S by jckoopas May 14, 2005

Mini Cooper 

A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.

"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

Mini Cooper by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021

Mini Cooper 

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

Mini Cooper by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

mini cooper stupor 

this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.

When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.

mini cooper stupor by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009

Mini Cooper 

the most bootiful car in the universe. it is a precious baby. it is like Peter Pan, the kid (car) that never grows up.
if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived

OMG!!! That baby is almost as cute as a Mini Cooper!

Mini Cooper by retarded retard the 3rd June 6, 2018

Mini Cooper 

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...

You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY

Mini Cooper by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019