Definitions by NurseDiesel
Scare Ball
The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.
The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.
Scare Ball by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025
Overhead Light
What your friends use, for some reason, in their living room when you visit. For some reason, you are the only one in your group who believes in and loves lamp. Your friends do not seem to mind showcasing every flaw in the room and on everyone. It also makes it difficult to watch TV. Overhead light is of the devil in living room and bedroom situations.
"I love lamp. Please extinguish that gahtdamn overhead light."
"Literally all of our skin flaws are showing thanks to your continued use of that horrible overhead light."
"Let's turn off the overhead light and turn on some mutherfucking lamps, cuz."
"Literally all of our skin flaws are showing thanks to your continued use of that horrible overhead light."
"Let's turn off the overhead light and turn on some mutherfucking lamps, cuz."
Overhead Light by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021
Mini Cooper
A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
Mini Cooper by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021