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someone who spams uand pings you a lot she makes dark jokes
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yo mingtam
Mingtam by reb123hnl October 3, 2020
Words you can keep
She has a sexy Mingwam called Bob. ;)
Mingwam by dsalkjfdsknfklsndgf_2 March 10, 2009
Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)
Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!
mingtard by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Mingtangi Day 

Mingtangi Day is a day that is reserved for the asian society of New Zealand, Much like the New Zealand holiday waitangi day on which the native inhabitants (The Moari) sit around drinking cheap beer and complaining about the white people stealing their land of them. On Mingtangi Day things are much the same. The Asian inhabitants of New Zealand sit around on the floor and eat sushi, occasionally snort wasabi but mostly complain about the whit people not letting them steal their land and laughing at their bad driving. Mingtangi Day is normally one day after Waitangi Day, this means all the non asian or maori people dont have to put up with the complaining for more than two days a year.
Trav: Mingtangi Day sucks!!

Ting-Pow Ming-Lang: YOU KICK MY DOG!!!

Trav: There are lots of asains complaining today...
Mingtangi Day by Harry_dredge February 8, 2007
A ditsy blonde that loves the cock
'That Paris Hilton is quite a mingram'
'An umbrella isn't enough for a mingram'
Mingram by Luci Ingram August 16, 2006

Mingtastic 

A girl that is a minger therefore very ugly but has a nice personality......
Dude, that lass is so mingtastic.....
Mingtastic by Oliver Webster November 28, 2003
it means to rape your mom in the back seat of the movie theater
mingham. fuck me in the back of the movie theater
mingham by loiuytfvbnmkuytfvb April 5, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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