Minges 

The feeling of needing to masturbate.

Equivalent to the feeling of appetite, or having to use the restroom.

Jim: Did you see that girl tits?

Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.

Minges by BboyJAM October 27, 2010

Minge

A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"

I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!

Minge by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.

At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.

Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014

Mingemonger 

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

Mingemonger by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Crusty Minge 

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

Crusty Minge by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies 

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

Minge Munchies by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017