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Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
Get the one-handed stir-frymug. Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
Get the Minge Munchiesmug. Cloud = Complete Loss of User Data
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.
by SaltyKnob September 29, 2020
Get the Cloudmug. by SaltyKnob December 7, 2018
Get the cluvmug. The mixture of semen and female faeces made during the act of anal sex. The resulting brown mixture looks remarkable like culinary creation beurre noisette but with added funk. AKA: truffle butter
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
Get the Beurre noisettemug.