Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

Minecraft Villagers by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb? 

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb? by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

minecraft villager 

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

minecraft villager by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020

villager in Minecraft 

Villagers are passive mobs that inhabit villages, work at their professions, breed, and interact with each other. Their outfit varies according to their occupation and biome. A player can trade with them using emeralds as currency

villager in Minecraft are dumb

villager in Minecraft by mine your craft October 10, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019