Mending

Minecraft meme in gangster croatian server in 2020 coronavirus quarantine. Also an enchantment in Minecraft that makes your stuff regenerate.

P: Dude, I bought a mending enchantment book.
V: Fuck you, bitch ass cracker.

by feniksxx April 12, 2020

mending

a Minecraft treasure enchantment that is easily gotten from the librarian villager

dude it took me almost an hour to get a mending villager ugg

by mending August 24, 2022

Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.

We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021

Mending Book

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.

"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Mending tribe

Derived from the Indonesian slang term "kaum mendang-mending" (the persons with many considerations), this means someone who does this refers to individuals who are highly cautious about spending money. They prefer to weigh their options carefully and often seek cheaper alternatives, believing that expenditures should only occur when absolutely necessary.

Ever since I joined the Mending tribe, I've been skipping pricey cinema tickets and opting for watching movies at home instead."

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

Mandingo Jaw Breaker

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".

"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."

by Gittin Jiggy April 25, 2020