Alleg69's definitions

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Whore nugget

When a McDonald’s working is being a whore and fucking all the nuggets and the meat is actually all the cum from when they fucked the nugget

Eww this taste weird

Yeah I think it’s a whore nugget

by Alleg69 February 7, 2021

Pokémon sun and moon

A shitshow where lusamine tries to kill you

Pokémon sun and moon Aaaaaa

by Alleg69 February 26, 2021

Word

Just a fucking word

Yeah a word

by Alleg69 April 11, 2021

Your mom big gay lul

The ULTIMATE comeback

Just like the uno reverse card but it’s stronger

1: haha trash
2: your mom big gay lul
1: dies

by Alleg69 April 11, 2021

Ming Lee

A Menace to literal society itself.
List of War crimes Ming has done to the general public:
Psychological and emotional abuse

*Attempted filicide
*Destruction to private property

*Trespassing
*Stalking
*Vandalism

*Assault and battery

*Public endangerment

If anything, she should of Been executed for her crimes in Turning Red Ong

Me: Don’t time travel to May 25th 2002 and go to Toronto
Worst mistake of my life
(prob cuz Ming lee is an ass)

by Alleg69 August 22, 2022