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Mindsplat 

An inability to process or recall information, brain fog, possibly related to menopause, vaguely Yiddish
I have mindsplat.

Mindsplat! Sorry I cannot remember your name.
I am having mindsplat.

She is having a mindsplat moment.
Mindsplat by Traveler8995 January 26, 2019
Words you can keep

mindsplosion 

when something blows your mind

something that blows your mind or is unbelievable
1.) i had a mindsplosion when my parents gave me a new car

2.) knowing pi to the 100th place is a mindsplosion
mindsplosion by VicyToriA April 2, 2011

mindspace 

The residence of ones state of dudeness, or the place in which this essence is located.
Man, if you don't turn down that Slayer album it is bound to really mess with my mindspace. It is much too early for the devil.
mindspace by dead777 October 16, 2008

mindstate 

state of mind

estado de animo
Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster (Akon)
mindstate by nkidman75 August 19, 2009

mindslut 

people, most likely a girl, that that play with your head...much like a cocktease...however, mindsluts dont play with that head....they just make you believe that they have an inkling of a chance that they will date you...stay away from mindsluts at all costs..they may screw you up for life...and will put you into a deep depression that Vicodine, Coricidin, Prozac, and loud guitar playing cant cure...stay away
God, after that mindslut fucked with my head i cant sleep at night, have no feelings, feel hurt all the time, want to die...(other things an extremely depressed teenager may say)
mindslut by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

Mindplay 

MindPlay is an educational tool akin to Hooked on Phonics. Used to help mentally disabled people think, Hooked on Phonics became synonymous with stupid people or an idiot you didn't like.

Similarly, MindPlay as a slang word represents a dimwitted person's scaffold-like thought process - a thought process where subjects are broken into easy-to-digest chunks.

Usually, such trained thought processes take longer to complete than an average person's thoughts. And, they still make entirely no sense after spending extended periods of time going through their cognitive checklist.
Bill: I tried to get Timmy to give me his hot sister's cell phone number.

Greg: You get it?

Bill: Naw, dawg. After a few seconds of MindPlay, he spazzed out and kept asking me to Google PornHub and wouldn't shut up.
Mindplay by Russell William Fry October 1, 2018

irate mindstate 

What happens when you get extremely mad.
"Holy shit, Kevin's got an irate mindstate over some pumas!"
irate mindstate by texaschief October 10, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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