by Modern Day English May 18, 2009
Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...
by Harish Bhai August 07, 2007
by beautwagon21 September 17, 2008
A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
by 200615317MB April 18, 2008
An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.
-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
by loaghsj April 18, 2008
A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs
by The Poppo June 11, 2007
The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
by PhishPhan420 May 14, 2007