Mindcraf

An real 100% Minecraft made in Beijing,China

This game you need use your mind to play it

-Uh this game it's in beta will be release in

-6 Sep 2069
-price : 69.42$

Uh hey guys I just got free Minecraft in minemalware.com go download it guys it's a malware it's called mindcraf.mal

by Totally not TKV July 1, 2023

Philza Minecraft

The creator of Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT

by skylinepotter January 18, 2021

Go Minecraft yourself

When Twitter decided that being a bully was too mean for their site, users began to follow up any insult with "....in Minecraft" to avoid a ban. To "Go Minecraft Yourself" is the shortened version of "Go kill yourself.... in Minecraft."

Jones: Hey everyone I had an affair.
Dom: Dude you're a dick. You should just go Minecraft yourself
Zach: Bro go fall off a 24-block high cliff
Mike: ! I hope you get Syphilis.... in Minecraft.

by MormonJudy July 26, 2019

Philza Minecraft

The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.

WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)

by Vscountt February 3, 2021

Minecraft

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

by A human you dont know November 24, 2020

minecraft

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

by nimimi December 17, 2018

minecraft girlfriend

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020