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Mindballs 

Mindballs are what you get when your cojones grow to such an alarming size that they take over every inch of the thought process. Having mindballs can be either temporary or permanent. This depends on the persons level of douchiness.
1. Dude, that guy just attacked Chuck Norris, he definitely has a severe case of mindballs.

2. I once hit on Jessica Alba due to a temporary onset of the mindballs.
Mindballs by Lendorien September 20, 2009
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monballs 

a Cuban person who's ballsack is bigger than his penis.
Yo "monballs" hop back on your fridge and paddle your way back to Cuba.
monballs by Monaballs January 22, 2010

Mintballer 

A person that always has mints on hand; The person that always has breath mints to share or give out; persons that sling mints.

Background: Friend and I thought of it and thought it was funny at the time.
Thanks Ray, you always have a mint when I need one, you are a mintballer!
Mintballer by Brian Carmona June 5, 2004

Manballs 

To sack up, or what to say before someone is about to do something gnarly.
Did you see the manballs on that surfing that massive wave?
Manballs by Method411 September 26, 2007

Mineballs 

This is what you call Minecraft when it fucks you over while screaming at your friends about what happened.
You: DUDE I FUCKING HATE MINEBALLS. I JUST GOT SWARMED BY AN ENTIRE ARMY OF MOBS WITH A STACK OF DIAMONDS ON ME!

Friend 1: Damn that sucks.

Friend 2: Sounds like you have a skill issue.
Mineballs by SICKNICKERONI March 10, 2022

Sissy McNoballs 

When your buddy isn't manning up and asking a girl out, he starts to become a wussy girl...
Zach, quit being such a Sissy McNoballs and ask her out!!
Sissy McNoballs by Squishy Bear January 11, 2009

Mintballs 

Used amongst some youths in the UK as a new and growing codename for cannabis/weed.

Codename came about when trying to be discreet around others such as family etc.
-Yo Ethan those mintballs were dank
Ethan- yeah yeah gotta get more mintballs tomorrow
Mintballs by RazzasFunBin May 24, 2018