1. a person who reacts hastily and out of a sense of panic rather than having a rational, cool and collected response to a challenge or perceived crisis. 2. An apologist for the above. Source: Hampshire College, 2018-2019.
The Mimbots are at it again, saying they're going to shut down the school for lack of funds when they didn't even attempt a capital campaign.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.