(v.) When, on facebook, someones facebook page gets creeped on by their mom, especially when a mom uses her facebook friend-status to look at the pictures, posts and statuses of her child/children to gain information that the child did not want his/her mother to know.
mombooking, mombooked.
Girl 1(status update): party tonight! its gonna be awesome!
Girl 2(comment): yeah were gonna get more wasted than last time!! maybe we can find some more guys that will take us back to their place!
Mother of Girl 1(comment): you aren't going anywhere tonight, call me right now!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.