Miller's

A 24 hour-a-day establishment with the purpose of serving people food. Usually the stupid kids, who want to be cool and skip cool, will go to Miller's and get caught since the cops look there for kids. During the week of finals, this diner is filled with hundreds of Northampton High School students-- very hungry students-- eager for the coming summer weather.

Heather and I are gonna go for some lunch at Miller's after our finals. We'll get a ride there to beat the huge crowd.

Dude, you want to skip and go to Miller's?

Millers is overpriced and there are better places around town to go eat at.

Miller's by Petey Mik February 24, 2008

Miller's Hot Bologna 

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.

I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

Miller's Hot Bologna by ASkookDaFuck March 31, 2009

Miller's Law 

Simultaneous existence of a FAIL in every situation determined to be a WIN and vice versa: An inviolable law of nature.

1)Morning report proceeded like any other, tons of 'monday-morning-quaterbacking', political posturing and the occasional passive aggressive meltdown. It was definitely an entertainment WIN but a time managment FAIL. It was Miller's Law in action.

2)Buffalo Chicken Wings: Gastronomic WIN but Weight Management FAIL. Leave it to Miller's Law to ruin a perfectly good food.

Miller's Law by Blaze It Up! October 27, 2010

Miller's Corollary 

A provision of Godwin's Law.

In a discussion regarding religion, personal freedoms, or politics, the probability of someone or something being compared to terrorism and/or the events surrounding 9/11 eventually approaches one.

"The argument's over. He started blaming gays for 9/11 and after that the gay marriage debate just went downhill from there. Miller's Corollary proves itself yet again."

Miller's Corollary by Erik Moran December 11, 2003

miller's paradox 

Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.

miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way

miller's paradox by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016

miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?

miller's pizza pocket by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

Miller's Full 

This is when you have eaten so much food at the Miller's Smorgasbord in PA, that your stomach reaches a whole new level of "full".

"I am full. How about you?"
"Yes, I am, but I am not just full, I am Miller's Full !!!"

Miller's Full by nhsdrummajor2010 December 30, 2009