Milk Moustache

When you cum across a girls upper lip

Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache

by zombiecrisis January 22, 2014

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 September 3, 2015

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009

Arabian Milk Moustache

when some one has jizz running from thier nose and on to their lip simulating a moustache

When she looked at me she had an Arabian Milk Moustache from earlier that night.

by EddietheHead9090 December 7, 2009

red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

by rev_b April 9, 2009

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

by James corporately September 7, 2022