Milanos

Originating from a rouge Milano cookie, the exclamation "Milanos!" is used to express surprise over the uncalled for invasion of one's private crotch space with the hand or other body part.

Joe called Milanos on Jeff when Jeff accidentally put his hand on Joe's thigh

by Milano-man November 4, 2008

Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Mariah Milano

Mariah Milano: a sex symbol, and adorable woman, and a porn star. mostly known for her roles in both Milf, and Latina catorgories, this girl is very adventurous, and always does something different. She has a beautifully shaped body, and is deffinantly one i would put in my top 5, I would define her as perfect. check her out next time your watching some porn. you will not be dissapointed.

A: Look at that beautifully shaped body, she is just amazing

B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano

A: I think she's perfect.

by onefiftha October 18, 2011

miyanossocks

miyanossocks Is a tiktoker who mainly posts gay stuff

"Hey is that miyanossocks? "
"Yeah how'd you know?"
"It's some gay anime video"

by princesschongyun March 16, 2022

Milanys

Milanys is so beautiful and although she doesn’t admit it all the time she and everyone else knows that she’s fine af.She’s also the bestest friend you could ever ask for and you’ll likely think of her as a sister since she so understanding and relatable. Milanys always smells good and keep up with her hygiene. She likes to take care of herself mentally and physically since she knows that she doesn’t need anyone else but herself. She’s overall a great person and if you get her you better keep her because there’s not many like her, she’s unique! 🖤

“Omg did you see Milanys today she looked so good I wish I was her” - they could never

by Booboo$ August 16, 2019

Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.

Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome

by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018

milano minute

The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)

Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.

by RickBaideia February 29, 2012